Daddy Long Legs by Bedwyr Williams

Daddy Long Legs B. Williams Fate has Fearful enormity It cannot be ever be forgotten nor can it be taken for granted. I’d a funny feeling something was going to happen to me when Bingo, the next day Doing my housework, obliviously carelessly, I knocked an enormous, very heavy, solid piece of ornamental glass against my shin. Glancing down to the area Of intense pain I spied an ever increasing rigid, deep purple lump. Sir wasn’t too happy Either Ringing Grizedale. Adam efficiently and reassuringly directed me to the Minor Injuries Unit at Lawson Park. At the unit Adam ushered me to his consulting room where he was most kind and caring. From accident to Lawson Park consulting room was approximately thirty minutes and not long after that I was home resting with a large bag of frozen peas wrapped round my leg, by which time shock really set in as what could have been. Sir and I receive such a lot of care with our regular blood test at Lawson Park where, incidentally, Sir was having his eye treatment as well. Now to the recent sad happenings at the Cathedral, where railings were ripped away in broad daylight. It must be due partly to such awful examples set by computer games in which I believe there is no end to the brutality and cruelty of players. If so many points are gained by a player, he or she qualifies to grab a knife and use it. To pick up a prostitute. To shoot innocent bystanders. To engage in sex offences and gang warfare. To kidnap. To rob. To win by executing maximum crime. People must be astute at all times, in the house or in the street. Always sit downstairs in a double-decker bus near the exit. Very grim stuff so it’s marvellous to congratulate all involved with the Coniston Water Festival.